I really need to stop reading Imouto's journal.

Naruto Meme

1.Which character do you hate and why?
HAmaneiwhgweomfnsdhoweirdsasfowefwassfaf ewfsdohwmemesoawihefogwihwef......Uh. Uh. Uh. Right now. At the moment. I have to say. Saskura. Lmfao jkjkjk, I love you hon xD. Uh...*just started staring off into space thinking of an answer* ...Hm...What character can I not stand...I haven’t watched/done anything Naruto related for a while...Ino. Cos she’s a freak. And loud. And blonde. :3

2. Which character would be your best friend?
...Tobi? Fanbase anyway.

3. Which character is your personality most like (Explain)?
Uh. Tobi. Or Naruto. Short attenti—YAY KITTEN :3

4. Which character do you think is the hottest?
... Do I have to answer? Cos they all suck.

5. Cutest?
Tobi. Or Lee. Mostly cos they’re both little fuckboogers.

6. Sexiest?
None. :3

7. Weirdest?
Zetsu. That little plant booger x3

8. Most powerful ninja (Explain)
My cat. WARD OFF ALL UCHIHAS, PIXI! >D

9. Which village is your favorite?
Humm... Rain? Idk. o-o

10. Which male Chuunin character would look best in a dress?
... Shikamaru.

11. Worst?
Shikamaru.

12. Which male Jounin (All Jounin questions include ANBU and Hokages, and Hunter Ninjas)would look best in a dress?
Haku.

13. Which missing nin or sound ninja would look best in a dress?
Uh. Deidara. Does he count as a missing nin? o-o

14. Who is the biggest female whore in Naruto?
Your dog.

15. Who is the biggest man-whore?
Mello. YEAH, I USED A DIFFERENT ANIME. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERCRACKERS.

16. Biggest openly perverted guy?
Jiraiya.

17. Biggest openly perverted girl?
Temari.

18. Who is the biggest closet male pervert?
Hentai. ... Wait, what?
Near.
...
WTF IS WRONG WITH MY FINGERS. Must be cos it’s like. 2 am.
Konohamaru.

19. Biggest closet female pervert?
Sada. *-*

20. Which male Chuunin would be the worst kisser?
L--...Wtf, did the TV just say, “Go fuck your ankle” or “Go suck your ankle”? ...damn 2 amness.

21. Best?
Gaara. Cos he’s a little fucker like that. Do I care that he’s Kazekage? Didn’t think so.

22. Most experienced?
Your mom.

23. Which female Chuunin would be the best kisser?
... Silverface.
I’m just typing what pops into my head.

24. Most experienced?
Sada.

25. Worst?
Sada.

26 Which Jounin male would be the best kisser?
...a cat?

27. Worst?
Kakashi. He has a fucking MASK.

28. Most experienced?
The dog from question 14.

29. Which Jounin female would be the best kisser?
Kaname. ........wait a second. ...uhhhhhhh. That’s not right. o.O K..K...K...uh. It started with a K.

33. Worst?
That one that started with a –KURENAI.

34. Most experienced?
Kurenai. o-o

35. If you had to go to Prom with a Naruto character dead or alive who would it be?
Naruto. For the hell of it.

36. Alright lets get the worst over with…which character would you sleep with?
None cos they all suck?

37. If you had to take a character onto a deserted island with you who would you take and why?
Sada. Because he already lives in my head.

38. Would you rather make-out with Jiraiya or Orochimaru?
Orochimaru. It’d be interesting, to say the least o.o;;;

39. Kisame or Kakuzu?
KISAME HAR HAR HAR*. Gotta love fishface. :3

*inside joke implied

40. Kakashi or Sai?
Sai?

41. Itachi or Sasuke?
Near.
...
Still not right. uh.
...hmmm...Itachi. Cos I lurvz weasalz.

42. Sakura or Karin?
Neither, bitches.

Boy Or Girl Meme

YOUR BOY SIDE:
[x] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[ ]dogs are better than cats
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team
[x] shopping is torture
[x] sad movies suck
[ ] you own a XBOX
[x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[x] you owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[x] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[ ] you watch sports on TV
[x] gory movies are cool (depends)
[ ] you used to go to your dad for advice (Dad’s never here, the whore)
[ ] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport
[x] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh (Hell yes, mothercracker.)
[ ] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
[x] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[ ] sports are fun
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[ ] you sleep at night with your socks on
[x] you have fished at least once
TOTAL = 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE
[ ] you like to shop
[ ] you wear eyeliner
[ ] you wear the color pink
[ ] you go to your mom for advice
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing all black
[ ] you like going to the mall
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[ ] you like wearing jewelry (depends..)
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook (Never heard of it o.O)
[ ] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe (If they're long yes ^^)
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[x] you are/were in gymnastics (when I was six o-o)
[ ] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed (try ten minutes)
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should
[ ] have more than 10 pairs of shoes (I’M NOT ABOUT TO GO COUNT. Cos they’re everywhere...watching me...*whimpers*)
[ ] you care about what you look like majority of the time
[ ] you like wearing dresses (depends on the dress. o-o nothing too girly/frilly plz.)
[ ] you like wearing body spray (what the fack is that anyway?)
[ ] you like high heel shoes (I FALL IN THEM D: )
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid (Unfortunately.)
[ ] you like putting makeup on others (I can’t even put makeup on myself, dammit!)
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything (Hell no, I hate the spotlight o-o)
TOTAL = 3

Song Meme

1. A song that would describe love?
*searches iTunes list*

2. A song that would describe your happiness?
*still searching*

3 .A song that would describe your every day life?
Funny Farm Song by Mr. Demento. *creepy smile*

4. A song that would describe your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Don’t got a bf/gf. o3o

5. A song that you can't stand:
There are quite a few. It would take me quite a bit of time to list them all.

6. A song that would be your badass theme :
According to everyone I know, Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me by Tata Young.
According to myself, Emily by From First to Last. (I blame Senpai. xD Nono, jk. I love you Senpai~ xD)

7. A disney song that puts a smile on your face:
Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious. ...<<;; I wonder if I spelled that right.

8. A song that you can't help bust a move to XD :
Tetris by Happy Hardcore.

9. A song you might listen to if you were sad?
I Will Be Right Here Waiting For You by Brian Adams or If Only by Fiction Plane.

10. A song that you can associate a great memory with:
I Like Your Hair by Scotty Vanity and SexyBack by Justin Timberlake. Caramelldansen and I Can Go the Distance if you squint. XDDD

11. A song that can make you fall out of your chair laughing:
Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith, It’s Okay to be Gay by Tomboy, Mellow Yellow by ...uh. Idk., Shut Up (And Sleep with Me) by Sin with Sebastian, My Milkshake by Kelis, I’m Blue by Eiffel65, or the Happy Happy Birthday Song by the Arrogant Worms.

12. One last song that has impacted your life somehow:
I Can Go the Distance by ..uh yeah.


Love Meme

1. Who do you have a minor Crush on?
...uh?

2. Who do you have a MAJOR crush on?
...someone.

3. Do they feel the same way about you?
No...

4. So you think they're hot?
Hell yes, but she won’t admit it.


5. When did you first start thinking they were hot and why?
Since before I even saw what she looked like~

Why?
Because she’s amazing like that.


6. Are your parents approving of you liking him/her?
I don’t think my mom knows o.O


7. Do you masturbate to them?
Uh. No.


8. Do you have any pics of them?
No ._.


9. Do you know their family?
Yes. A little.


10. Do they have a big pair of boobs/a big doodle?
IDK.


11. If given the chance, what would you do to them sexually?
...kiss? o-o

12. If they read this, what do you think would their thoughts be?
I’m not quite sure.

13. What are their top 3 qualities to you?
Her faith. Her personality. Her humor. Her ideas. Her in general.
YEAH I GAVE YOU FIVE. But the last one counts as ninety-eight and a 12 year old just kicked your ass across the stage, HELL YES MOTHERCRACKER.

14. Do they live nearby?
No. IN A HAMSTER, DAMMIT! *sobs*

15. what do you believe their biggest accomplishment in life was?
...I’m not sure.

16. Are they Poor or Rich?
I could care less bitches!

17. Let's pretend they're REALLY REALLY drunk or High. How do they act?
... uh. I’d rather not say.

18. Did you like this meme?
NOPE.

19. Does your Crush have a Deviant Art account, too?
Nope.

20. Do you have proof?
Yes. Her mom haaa~aaa~aaa~tes deviantART.

21. Tag some people.


HELL YES YOU GOT TAGGED TWICE, WHAT NOW?
>3
*hides behind Kaname*
I PROMISE I'M WORKING ON YOUR L! ..okay so I lied. BUT I PROMISE I WILL GET AROUND TO IT! D: I haven't forgotten, I swear! D: